ghostofgenerayburn

The war is over. We lost. Our only hope now is to take the few of us that are left alive and find a new home. We took heavy casualties, and it was ugly. So ugly. Every time I close my eyes I see the look of terror and resignation on Sephiroth's face as they dragged him away. We knew he was a valued target, but we never thought he'd ever go down. Not like that. Not in a hellish storm of sparkles, rainbow-colored hair and extreme OOC-ness. We hope that one day he can forgive us, but we were outnumbered. Every time one was shot down, six more showed up to take her place. Vincent, Cloud and Zack are probably the ones most haunted by our defeat,

There's a full-scale Mary Sue invasion afoot in the FFVII fanart section. Not that there isn't always Mary Sue invasion, but it's especially bad this time. I think they've grown immune to the pesticides. I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

A tally of what came up when I entered the keyword "Sephiroth" and selected Newest. And this was just the first page: *Number of pictures of him acting OOC with someone's retarded Mary Sue - 5 *Number of pictures of someone's retarded Mary Sue posed by her awesome, sparkly self because apparently we're supposed to give a shit or something - 6 *Number of godawful cosplay photos - 2 (far less than usual. I'm impressed by the restraint, considering Comicon is going on) *Number of pictures that have fuck all to do with the keyword "Sephiroth" or FFVII, period - 21 (Jesus CHRIST, people!) *Number of pictures that look like they were drawn b